This is going to get weird

I am just letting you know that I am writing about toilet habits in this post. If you are eating, or don’t like to think about pooping, stop read now…

I mean it…

Don’t blame meeeeeeee….

I think it goes without saying that we have probably all seen the hashtag AmberTurd (something like that) in relation to possibly Amber Heard pooping on the bed of Depp. One thing, it has since been revealed, that Depp was away at the time of alleged incident.

This is what I want to write about today…Pooping…

I will admit that I don’t know that much about that incident, mainly, I don’t wanna know. That’s kind of my point though.

We all poop, it’s a natural bodily function. It is one of the grossest natural bodily function. It’s gross, makes you wanna throw up and is pretty unhygienic. But it’s all natural still. Even the Queen poops. I am sorry, but she does.

Hears my counter point to that, pooping is natural (aren’t you glad that you kept reading) But is it natural to say to a friend that you want to have sex with a rotting corpse? That is also gross, makes me wanna throw up and is pretty unhygienic.

And it’s about to get weirder.

I also have been “caught out” with the pooping. Yes, I admit to it. I know others who have too. Let’s be brave, shall we, lol. I had a stomach ache, I took a Panadol (general pain medication) Within an hour of taking that Panadol, I had alcohol. Probably the dumbest thing I have ever done. If you’ve done it, you probably understand what’s coming next.

I managed to get to a toilet before I left the party, that was not at my house. However, I didn’t make it all the way back home. It was dark, and I made it to a park, but not to the park’s toilets. It happened, I was an idiot, I didn’t actually know that could happen.

That poor tree…

Too this day I hope no one came across it.

I know of others who also got “caught out”. Shit LITERALLY happens folks!

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Politics and Celebrity

I think of all the issues this year, this has been one of the biggest ones…People telling American Citizens, that they’re just a celebrity and they should “shut up”…While at the some time voting in a celebrity for President.

So why the big ho-ha?

Whether you are a celebrity or not, if you are ultimately an American citizen, you have just as right to speak as anyone else…

However I am of the opinion that just because you are a celebrity or an entertainer doesn’t mean you HAVE to speak out on political issues either. Most celebrities don’t start out for a career in entertainment to become a politician? Some just naturally veer that way and that’s fine, but some don’t and that’s fine too. Maybe they just genuinely feel like they don’t really understand what’s going on and don’t want to look the fool?

I don’t know when it become a pre-requisite for celebrities to have to speak about political issues? … Or any kind of issue … When did that happen exactly? Unless you have an actual conversation with that person, you don’t really understand where they are coming from. Some I think as well don’t bother as well because like the saying goes ”

“You can’t win the internet”.

I know from reading what other people have said about these celebrities. That even when they have said something or done something “good” or to speak out. They get called fake and not genuine. Let’s be honest here, you are a complete stranger to these celebrities and yet revel in their mistakes. It’s kind of  feels like a sickness. This is what I think of people who complain when a celebrity tries to do the right thing and they just continue to call them “fake” or something along those lines..It’s almost like they don’t want them to change and do the “right thing” by them.

Albert Insanity

I think sometimes people forget, celebrities are human too. I think each of them hope for success without really thinking of the “responsibility” that could possibly happen with the fame. I watch these “feuds” and how people take sides, complete strangers. They take it to such a level that I cannot understand. I remember the days when people just liked the entertainment. I just want to listen to the music again…Not the feud. Sure, people like Gary Glitter and Jimmy Saville should NEVER be played in any house ever again. It’s not up to a celebrity where I stand or what views I think they should take though, or how they should do it either.

Literally every single artist on this planet is not doing something right by some and is “God” to others…It’s almost like we’re all human and nothing is just black and white.

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Share Your World … April Week 3

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Share Your World – April 17, 2017

When writing by hand do you prefer to use a pencil or pen?

I prefer pen, I will usually only use a pencil in a emergency. For example, if I’m on the phone and I need something to write with. Also if I’m writing on something that I shouldn’t be writing on, but it’s the only piece of paper around. Then I can erase it later.

Would you rather be an amazing dancer or an amazing singer?

Good question! I love to dance everywhere anyway. I think though I’d love to be an amazing singer, because I can make more a career from it. I love dancing and I was a ballet dancer for a long time, but the dancing world is SO competitive and you can only do it for so long. Unless of course something goes wrong with your vocal nodules I suppose.

If you were on a debate team, what subject would you relish debating?

Oh, probably some ancient thing. Who was to really blame for Cleopatra’s downfall…Mainly because that was my big project on my senior year and I got a really good grade for it,lol

What are you a “natural” at doing?

This is going to sound really “lame”. I am naturally at being me =D

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Share Your World … End of January 2017

What is the most incredible natural venue that you’ve ever seen in person?

I have been very lucky in my life to have witness some really and incredible natural venues. I think the best though would honestly be at any beach and watching as the sun goes down. I can remember all the times that I have been walking down a beach or just sat down on a beach and just watch the Sunset and the patterns that they make in the sky or across the beach and sea. Below is just a picture that I took just with my camera phone. It feels somehow ethereal.

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How many siblings do you have? What’s your birth order? 

I only have the one sibling, and he is my younger brother, by about two years. So that makes me the oldest one.

If you were a shoe, what kind would you be and why?

I would definitely have to go with a pair of Mary James. They are a classy and classic type of shoe, while also be functional as they don’t have “too much” of a huge heel. They also just look really sweet, but are very sturdy. While also having a hint of fun too them.

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What is the strangest/weirdest thing you have ever eaten?

I would have to be any kind of “offal” type food. My Grandfather was a huge fan of this type of food. Offal food is any type of liver, heart, kidney type food.

Share Your World … Week 7

Share Your World

Share Your World – 2016 Week 7

What are you a “natural” at doing? 

Apparently I am a natural at reading people. With all my job uncertainty at the moment , I am looking into how to do some of the hobbies I do as a job. I like to do things like Reiki, Tarot reading etc. I’m looking into how I can make money off of that now.

Would you prefer a one floor house or multiple levels?

After what happened to my leg, I never ever want to live in a multiple level house ever again. If you get hurt it is pretty much hell trying to get up all the stairs. Unfortunately living with my Mum at the moment means if my leg plays up again I’m stuck with stairs. Unless I can convince my partner to move in with him.

What was your favorite subject in school?

I LOVED Classical studies. My Classical studies class was made up of Ancient studies, so ancient Greece, Rome, Egypt. All those awesome places.

Complete this sentence: If only the rain.. 

Would fall down on me right now…I’m uncertain at the moment if I’ll even have a job by the end of next week and I really need a good cry. Without worrying all of my family, friends and partners.

Yes … I took and take natural medicine!

Yes, I have been taking natural medicine to help with my leg, and it’s been working. Apparently this must be all a “placebo” affect though because I really wanted it to work. Apparently I didn’t want my “Western” medicine to work because I loved walking around in pain?

This has become a big issue for me apparently. I am a big believer in using both western and eastern medicines both together as they both have great benefits. I strongly believe that they both cannot work without the other. Some people I know are under the impression that when I went to my naturopath I was only feeling the benefits because I “really wanted it too work”. As opposed to the 3-4 months I was trying to get Doctors to give me medicines that wouldn’t just temporarily fix the pain, but get rid of the problem all together. During those months I mustn’t have wanted to get rid of the pain that badly? I am a masochist, without even realising and not even wanting to be one.

Silly people.

The most frustrating people I despise meeting are the ones who don’t like something or haven’t even tried a particular something, but judge it, and call themselves “open-minded”. While putting you down for using something when it has indeed worked for you.

Share Your World…Week 37

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If you could have three wishes granted for you alone, what would they be?

  • For my family (or people who feel like family to me) to be taken care for the rest of their lives, without it being ridiculous (like having a gazillion dollars)
  • For their to be a cure for emphysema.
  • To have my dogs live forever =D

What is the most incredible natural venue that you’ve ever seen in person?

The Blue Mountains in Sydney NSW…Just stunning! I could have stayed there forever. I felt extremely inspired by it, I could have easily written a Lord of the Ring theme type story, but in Australia.

Is your hair short (total neck and ear showing), medium (covering ears and neck), long (below shoulders) or extra long (at least halfway down your back)?

I’ve got mine at least halfway down my back at the moment. Every know and then I do have to cut it though, because it starts to get really badly tangled. During Summer it WILL wrap around my throat also, so then I have to get it then as well.

List some of your favorite blogs.