Let me introduce myself…

My name is Lauren, I am also known by Lolsy, Lolly, Lollypoppenjay, Lol, Lols, Lozza, Lorry…Just to name a few.

I come from the family of Bolton’s, Leonard’s, Bennett’s and probably others.

I am English, Australian and Irish.

I am a daughter, a niece, a friend, a cousin, a friend, a family member of a family, a fur mama, a fur aunt, fur sister a beloved great grand daughter. All the fur’s (haha).

I am a woman, a female, I am straight, I am cis and am not trans, I have big boobs, a nice butt (well I think so anyway) a regular menstrual cycle. I don’t know if I’m a reproductive, as I have no children. I assume I am though.

All of these words could change tomorrow, and you know something? I would still be here. With everyone of those things still true, they’d just be different words.