There is a Simpsons quote for everything…EVERYTHING!
Funny
Trumpter #29
(This maybe a couple of years old,lol).
Bake? Baking?!
So in the funnier things that are happening to me right now. Not sure how many of you have read that I am spending the next couple of weeks mostly alone. My partners going to see his family and I can’t go for two main reasons. One) The cat HAS to have these tablets that should stop seizures, but he is horrible at taking them, so we feel that part is unfair to ask someone to take care of him, when he have to fight him,lol. Two) I want to be around in case I get called into work, or get a job interview for another job. Trust me…I am heavily looking for somewhere new now.
Then my mum is going to visit my brother interstate and I am going to be looking after the family dog. Which is cool, she’s a chihuahua and even though she’s taking tablets as well, we can hide them in her food and she eats it.
The funny thing is I’m alone for about half of April, but everyone will be here for the Easter long weekend (I don’t know if the US and the UK take Friday, Sunday and Monday off, but we do in Australia). I’m thinking of baking!
What are some good Easter recipes? Do you have any traditional recipes?
Oh, grow up Lauren! =D
Incredible But True
The word “testify” is based on the Ancient Roman practice of making men swear on their testicles when making a statement in court.
The funny thing about anxiety…
Is that things you really used to enjoy, you start to feel sick at the mere smell of them. Take, for example, I’ve stopped drinking coffee. I wasn’t an addict, but I’d usually have two cups a day and one cup of tea. Ever since my anxiety attack, I’ve got right off of it. I can’t even stand the smell of it. We had a customer come in and he had this huge cup of take away coffee with him, and it made me feel as sick as the musty smell of cigarettes.
The other thing that I’ve been finding funny, since my dog got sick I came off of them all together. Before you all panic, I was only on 5mg since I had spoken to my Doctor about coming off them all together. I didn’t want to come straight off, so I’ve been doing it slowly since then. While she was sick though, I came off of them, because I couldn’t remember if I had taken one that day or not…So guess what’s happening to me right now too?lol
I am brain farting all over the place at the moment,lol
You have to find the humor some days!
I’m just saying…You could do better
I’m not sure which Laura Loomer these people are talking about? When I asked they said the Laura Loomer today (who chained herself to a car because Twitter banned her racists ass) is a … wait for it … Hero …
Laura Loomer STALKED young Muslim people through the streets as a “how dare they” walk through where people have been mass shot…You know, without acknowledging that the mass shooter IS white. She was banned from Uber and some taxi’s after she complained that they made HER late because they had no “white” drivers. I was banned by her when I told her to get her licence. Also another “believer” of Β Santa Fe High School shooting, being a set up. The same Laura Loomer who cried she was being silenced when she lost her little blue tick on Twitter…This Laura Loomer is their … Hero…
You have to feel sorry for them really, an over privileged white whiny brat, who wears a Star of David because she’s being “oppressed” by Twitter, is their Hero…How much lower can you go? Heck, they need a better class of criminal really!
Your lying heart…
Tuesday Tunes or Tunes Tuesday?
If this doesn’t make you dance, I don’t know what will.
Bad Ideas
I’m not sure what responses these two were expecting?
Female Trophy Hunter Harassed Online Defending Hobby
It was interesting the part where she says that “Hunting is Conversation, they’re saving the animals” I REALLY wish that the journalist had asked her how.
How is Ann Coulter even around anymore? She constantly threatens people, she says stupid stuff like this. I’ve actually reported her a couple of times.
Samantha Markle…Well anything with her involved is just a whole lot of confusion!
World Animal Day
Animals…We Love Them, Right? I found this fantastic video that has funny animals for all types!
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Published on 8 Dec 2017